wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once
(Source: vegay)
I haven’t looked cute in almost 500 years
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
the police yelled “PULLOVER” but i was obviously wearing a jacket
